getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don’t worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets “i love smoking cigarettes indoors”
it really is so funny that the whole argument over egg jokes has taken place on the same website that people regularly joke that little girls that liked horses or wolves or my chemical romance or dolls or very popular fantasy books or collecting leafs and rocks or incredibly well known late 2000s animanga or pretending to be warrior cats in the playground or drinking water and breathing are gay guys now. but are not accused of being creepy fetishist gender essentialists for it.
the granny smith after youo forgot about it in the back of the crisping drawer for a week and now you’re digging it out due too guilt cause you’ve been eating way too unhealthy again and yooure stomach kinda hurts
